So here I am, sitting on a cat tree, trying to see life from a cat’s perspective.
So let’s take a look around. Wow, this room looks much bigger, wait, here she comes. She is sooo huge. Well, I have to admit things look a little wired from this level. Seeing a giant placing food in front of me in such a manner. Hmm, I am starting to feel important now.
That’s how it looks like from this level. But I think from a higher level things would be even more weird. I mean if an alien would take a look at this world without knowing anything about it, and if it would see the way humans treat their cats, he would definitely thing cats are the ones who rule the earth and humans are nothing but slaves.
But in the past things were even more complex. Let’s go a little back in the history. No, not here, a few thousands years earlier. In Ancient Egypt actually. Ancient Egyptians Believed Cats Had ‘Divine Energy’ and they were not only protected but also venerated.
And cats never forgot this, and how could they? There are theories talking about the genetic memory telling that that we’re born with the memories and experiences of our ancestors imprinted on our DNA. So if cats still feel how is like to be venerated, this explains so much.
But let’s come back into the present. If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today? A human’s answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.”
So this is clear. Humans are cats slaves and I have to admit from this level things look so different. She is actually kneeling? And cats are really carried to their food like they are not able to walk? You’ve got to be kitten me!
That’s a really huge bed (better stay playground). How can you not play in such a huge and comfy place? And when you see these feet getting out of the blanket, is like a call for playing. Enough to move half of a centimeter and the message is so clear.
Hmm I have to say feeling this hand over me too often it can become really annoying. Now I understand why cats reject their humans sometimes. But come on, this might be helpful in some situations. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be rejected by a cat.
Well, from this point of view things are a little more funnier. Humans are taking cats so seriously as if the cat is just looking at the ceiling, without seeing anything, ok maybe a tiny insect that the human couldn’t see, the human might think the cat has just saw a ghost.
I will spend a little more time here, reading a meowspaper, maybe playing some hairball. So have a mice day!